Thursday, June 26, 2008

Shocking "Sex News" From NYC!

The New York Health Department issued a shocking report this week: 40% of sexually active adults with multiple partners did not use a condom the last time they had sex. The bad news was not lost on us.

We have vowed to fight the problem head-on, like a plow steering into a drift of snow during a major snowstorm (at least 9 inches).

Luckily for New York (and the rest of the country), we find ourselves in a position to seize on this “crisis moment” from—of all places—the Semifinals of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, airing tonight at 8/7c.

The musical balm to soothe the wounds of this troubling news is our ode to premarital abstinence, "The Pants Come Off When the Ring Goes On"...

We're engaged to be married;
Hear the bells go a-din and a-don!
But let's not jump into bed yet;
For the pants come off…
…when the ring goes on!

Our unique blend of music, people-skills, and Biblical know-how render us ideally suited to teach those willing to listen and learn that it can be “cool” to wait until marriage to engage in sexual intercourse.

Catch us tonight on NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and if you miss it, catch the recap at nbc.com/Last_Comic_Standing or check out www.GodsPottery.com for more information and to purchase your very own “Virginity Rocks!” t-shirt.

Yay!

Last Comic Standing Semi-Finals THIS THURSDAY (6/26)!

Hello, Brothers and Sisters!

Good News: the semi-finals of Last Comic Standing are finally here!

The best part is that the semi-finals are being held in Las Vegas! We've always wanted to go to "Sinfultown" because we think we could have a really positive effect on the citizens if we just had the chance. Well, now we have that chance!

Watch this Thursday to see us experience Nevada in all its glory! Find out if we make the finals! Get to know our new black friend, Louis!

"Last Comic Standing"
Thursday, June 26th
8:00-10:00 p.m. (7:00 Central)
NBC

Hope to see you soon, friends!

XOXO

Gideon and Jeremiah

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Back on the BLOG!

Dear Friends,

We're back on the blog o'sphere! We apologize for the long absence from our (we)blog, and we promise to keep our updates more up-to-date!

"Even the hummingbird must rest, for she has been flying so much with great speed."
-Old Saying

We've been keeping pretty busy! Our work is never done, which is why it's so enthrilling to us. Some of you may have seen us on the tv show called "Last Comic Standing" on NBC. It's a show where comedians compete to win prizes and money, and we thought we'd give everyone the "prize" of learning to go with their "currency" of laughing! And it seems to be working, because we made it through to the next round in LAS VEGAS! Here's a sample of what was on the tv:



It's been a lot of fun, and we're excited that the show allows us to reach literally hundreds of people, so we'll try to be "standing" as long as we can! Our Las Vegas semifinal show will be "on the air" June 26th!

Keep checking back here for updates, help, wisdom, guidance...and FUN!!!

With laughter and love,
Keep dreamin' of above,
Gideon and Jeremiah